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I woke up in Mombasa with the sadest news ever my main man Steve Jobs has gone on to be with the winged ones up above. I just know they want new iphones...

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My vote belongs to any handsome one

It has been a while, now I am back and I will be starting with the BIG boys. But first, I was away because I had put myself on a suicide watch,  was...

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Mwangaza Mpyaish;-)))))

First and foremost you might have heard I got mugged outside my house by 2 thieving men! My wallet, phone and laptop was in there;  that laptop thing really got to me, I...

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FABULOUSITY

  There is really no need for me to tarnish this magnificent creature with a comment. The fabulousness he is oozing from all corners speaks for its self! Fall back bitches!!!, and make...

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SOUTH SUDAN!!!

Luol Deng                                           Atong Arjok      Miss Akuol Diing!!!!!!      ...

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You can Learn from THIS!!!

  I read on the Nation yesterday, about the allowances of the first ladies, I think we should call them the ladies of the first people, anyway, they are suppose get some 400,000...

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Afternoon BITS

Wendy Kimani is back! who is she? - Hot Secrets Bitch is bored and at a funeral, and I live in this city - Nairobi Nights Nokia is overrated - KENVIBEZ A full...

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What?!! moment of the day! hosted by MukamiTV

I got this on my YouTube inbox today and and I dunno why I got it, considering am not even there alot. Obviously Mukami, who I have never  heard of is telling me...

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FACEBOOK and marriage

So I was scratching my head and had no clue as to what to write today. This photo up here is the profile picture of a group I am in. How I got...

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The show must go on!!! featuring the Fuck you symphony

So after the basketball match of friday, me and my girl went to Sailors, and we had a fantastic time! The whole weekend was a blast. Which  = doing nothing the whole weekend...

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This is a DRESS!

  There are always HATERZZ out there saying shit about Beyonce, get a life. Now I don't want to come off as that boy who cried "leave Britney alone" rivers. If you don't...

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EXODUS TO STARDOOM!!

Now that is the real shit, this is what I have been telling you about. TALENT at its best. This show sells itself infact I don't really understand why people are making fun...

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KPLC and shit

  That is the new change KPLC KP went through, (Ogilvy designed that new logo) and these bitches geniuses used all the power to create this Microsoft clip art. On the day they...

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Before the Curtain falls for the final time

I dunno why Khaya is hating on weaves and  look at Empress up here with the most magnificent weave I have ever seen.......  News24 Prince Ndedi Eyango, is being flown in by KQ...

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THE END!

  WELL! WELL! WELL!!! That picture was one of the pictures that came up when I googled the  END. I dont have a fucking clue what it is telling me, but it sure...

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Facebook Madness

There are some people who just want to have many friends on their list so they look all kinds of popular and shit. now im not the one to blow peoples bubbles, so...

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The Fuck moment of the day

As you might have heard I was sick, that was on the day after we went on an impromptu house visit at one of my girls which went way out of control. Now...

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Problematic Problems

As you may or may not know. KPLC [Kenya power lighting company] has introduced a prepaid electricity system. Their people left a note saying they will install the prepaid shitting billing machine on...

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In Other Latecommer News

The shoulders are big..... dont quote me.... The Fashionablenotebook Women are inserting men box with stomachs and Theuri will tell you.... Wanjohi Daily Some ranch is burning and haterzzz are still busy with...

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CHOCOLATE!!!!

I have to stop screaming! My left brain has been seeing caps lock alot of late (read as the Kanye West effect) now women love chocolate. me not. But just because i dont...

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Whitney Houston in the SADS edition

I love Whitney Houston, i really do and the sad things happening to this mama makes my heart weep. Please dont give me that silly 'bitch please' side glance!. bad things happen to...

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Glamour!! is GLAMOUR!

when i saw this picture of Solange Knowles also widely known as basement baby, my heart just melted! there is so much style and well i know some of you haterz! want to...

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