I woke up in Mombasa with the sadest news ever my main man Steve Jobs has gone on to be with the winged ones up above. I just know they want new iphones...
First and foremost you might have heard I got mugged outside my house by 2 thieving men! My wallet, phone and laptop was in there; that laptop thing really got to me, I...
There is really no need for me to tarnish this magnificent creature with a comment. The fabulousness he is oozing from all corners speaks for its self! Fall back bitches!!!, and make...
I read on the Nation yesterday, about the allowances of the first ladies, I think we should call them the ladies of the first people, anyway, they are suppose get some 400,000...
Wendy Kimani is back! who is she? - Hot Secrets Bitch is bored and at a funeral, and I live in this city - Nairobi Nights Nokia is overrated - KENVIBEZ A full...
I got this on my YouTube inbox today and and I dunno why I got it, considering am not even there alot. Obviously Mukami, who I have never heard of is telling me...
So after the basketball match of friday, me and my girl went to Sailors, and we had a fantastic time! The whole weekend was a blast. Which = doing nothing the whole weekend...
There are always HATERZZ out there saying shit about Beyonce, get a life. Now I don't want to come off as that boy who cried "leave Britney alone" rivers. If you don't...
Now that is the real shit, this is what I have been telling you about. TALENT at its best. This show sells itself infact I don't really understand why people are making fun...
That is the new change KPLC KP went through, (Ogilvy designed that new logo) and these bitches geniuses used all the power to create this Microsoft clip art. On the day they...
I dunno why Khaya is hating on weaves and look at Empress up here with the most magnificent weave I have ever seen....... News24 Prince Ndedi Eyango, is being flown in by KQ...
WELL! WELL! WELL!!! That picture was one of the pictures that came up when I googled the END. I dont have a fucking clue what it is telling me, but it sure...
There are some people who just want to have many friends on their list so they look all kinds of popular and shit. now im not the one to blow peoples bubbles, so...
As you might have heard I was sick, that was on the day after we went on an impromptu house visit at one of my girls which went way out of control. Now...
As you may or may not know. KPLC [Kenya power lighting company] has introduced a prepaid electricity system. Their people left a note saying they will install the prepaid shitting billing machine on...
The shoulders are big..... dont quote me.... The Fashionablenotebook Women are inserting men box with stomachs and Theuri will tell you.... Wanjohi Daily Some ranch is burning and haterzzz are still busy with...
I have to stop screaming! My left brain has been seeing caps lock alot of late (read as the Kanye West effect) now women love chocolate. me not. But just because i dont...
I love Whitney Houston, i really do and the sad things happening to this mama makes my heart weep. Please dont give me that silly 'bitch please' side glance!. bad things happen to...
when i saw this picture of Solange Knowles also widely known as basement baby, my heart just melted! there is so much style and well i know some of you haterz! want to...
I'm damaris, maybe you have heard of me, maybe not. Nobody really cares! Im rambling about stuff that I give a shit about (ok not everything some are stuff that dont need giving a shit about but I find them funny). Its never that serious, really. If you think otherwise, just smile like a normal fucked up person, and move on:-)
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Cheers!