Miss thirdBorn

As you might have heard I was sick, that was on the day after we went on an impromptu house visit at one of my girls which went way out of control. Now I can see you shaking your head in disgust as if I was poisoned by the sweet juice! Shame on you.  I woke up on the sickly side only to realise the antibiotics I was on was poisoning me. And as if that was not enough, SONKO (the MP of some place here in Nairobi) was littering the whole air space with his usual Malawi weed shit!
Anyway I was delirious most of the time so i just heard it half half. People were going at him on well the whole of all corners, and NTV has said as you have noticed from the video that this fuckery is shocking! I am not shocked. The only time sonko will shock me, is when he acts like a grownup.

I have not bothered to watch this video to the end because there are other pressing news and really newsworthy shit going on around the world. 1. the queen, yes the real and only queen still walking this planet, Elizabeth was in I think Ireland or scottland or somewhere up there! dont  give me that what the fuck look i know alot of people who dont even know that Kenya is a country in Africa and I leave them alone.
The queen melted my heart when she visited the Guinnese factory. Every walking  person going up there should visit a sweet nectar generating plant! thats my last word on that
More newsworthy, some watermelon exploded simultaneously on farms across China, and they are still detonating like landmines. This is not a shocker either, but these Melons couldn't wait to explode on peoples faces at the supermarket?! That would have been real news that would be on CNN this moment!