Miss thirdBorn

It has been a while, now I am back and I will be starting with the BIG boys.
But first, I was away because I had put myself on a suicide watch,  was doing the usual shit people do when they want to feel good or die, you know bar hopping and drowing myself in the sweet nectar. shit wasnt even close. as in was not helping my image one bit. I have not quit, I have just withdrawn myself from that death list.
I was thinking of selling my soul to the devil, this is because I was so sure bitch dint have in the first place, so I placed a  $ sign, a one (1) and some several zeros behind it slid the paper over, devil took one look at it and said "are you fucking kidding me?"

So I was feeling all kinds of worthless and shit. I hear this happens all the time to normal people.  I quit myself  instantly! now you know!

Anyway so I AM GOING TO VOTE! yes thank you thank you, but you know the way all our politicians sound the same, like a very very bad scratched Britney spears CD? no need to insult Britney, they sound like when you grate metal in a blender. bad.

But somehow I still have to vote, THE best looking candidate with a cute wife to boot has my vote.
As of  now my all time favorite is Peter Kenneth (above left) but am yet to see his wife! and I will not vote for Wamalwa because he looks like my auntie.
am taking this shit very seriously because its their faces that will be thrown at me allover the media every day and night for 4 years!