Miss thirdBorn

I always knew this frisking business would get somebody into trouble, being touched all over by strangers before you get into a supermarket isnt my cup of coffee really. The Al shaabab is to blame for this, since they started kidnaping old defenseless women in Lamu and throwing granade in bars downtown every single person has to be frisked or touched touched.

Story has it this is what happened today at Westgate mall (i hate malls) if I were a Vice chief Justice I would build my own shopping street where everyone falls on their knees when i walk by to the vegetables stalls. Our Vice Chief Justice had obviously not thought of this, which is worrying me with all that intelligence tucked behind that magnificent weave.

But the least we can do is to let her majesty stroll into the mall without being woman handled. the security lady frisker was having none of that shit! she told Lady Justice "kwani unadhani unaenda wapi leta hiyo bag hapa ni flisk" okay I just made that up,  Security lady asked nicely if she could check  VCJ's bag.  Our VCJ found this extremely offensive, trust me even I would, all these commoners wanting to check my LV BAG!!!! to even touch it!!! This is when the inner b***h that all women carry around got loose (apparently) and VCJ pinched security lady's nose and threw all kinds of " you dont know who I am!" shades at security lady and then she turned to her body guards and told them to shoot her (security lady) security lady almost peed in her pants after her nose was pinched.   Having narrated this story to the best of my bloggeristic knowledge.

Please note:

Shit like this happens to me all the time, am being all nice and then am forced to be arrogant and high handed but I want you to know I have never had any intention of it!