First and foremost you might have heard I got mugged outside my house by 2 thieving men! My wallet, phone and laptop was in there; that laptop thing really got to me, I got up dusted my ass off the ground and ran after those motherfuckers! Yeah crazy but a designer seeing their laptop being stolen is another thing; that calls for extreme stupid measures. otherwise known as temporary insanity! But as you can see I am alive! ha! tough luck. Which is good coz I would have died, and you dont have money for an expensive Alexander McQueen outfit to attend my funeral in! Its the middle of the fucking month everyone is broke! thank me!
Now the reason reason you are seeing that wonderful video is, I was thugged in the dark; there should have been light there! So I ask myself what city or country is in this video, coz frankly its not Kenya!!
But my favourite part is is at mark 0:24 thats where a Kenya Airways booeing is leaving some very bright hangar, the lights there are literally blinding!!! Click here to read the "No landing at JKIA due to power failure" article on Nation, just so you can laugh. Am sorry if you were inconvenienced by these wonderful (feel free to insert your favourite insult here) people, but look at that advert doesn't it just warm your pissed off heart? no need to go to the bathroom to throw up.
If I had to do this advert I would have done something 10 minutes long and totally appropriate like this to the corporate image of Kenya Power. I know Im a genius!! And No! this work of art needs no stupid jingle
Yeah I have forwarded this video to Kenya Power, I know they will thank me forever!
Meanwhile if you are feeling KP is shitting on your face with their stupid prepaid meter, wear these fabulous heels and kick them really hard!!! Thanks Vavygunza!!!
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