Kenya is just the best, love this blog (NO sarcasm intended here) and she is just called Kenya - Kenya's Style
I got this on my YouTube inbox today and and I dunno why I got it, considering am not even there alot. Obviously Mukami, who I have never heard of is telling me something very important but, the art and manner in which she is telling it to me, make me feel like a retard.
So I was scratching my head and had no clue as to what to write today. This photo up here is the profile picture of a group I am in. How I got there is truly truly a wonder in itself. The group is
WE ARE HAPPILY MARRIED OR COURTING AND CONTENTED. I saw it on my groups news feed, and im thinking how high high!!!! was I when joining thins group?, but I think I was obviously added there by a practical joker.
Its not that am against this wonderfully suicidal institution, dont give me that how would you know glance, bin there done that ha! anyway curiosity got the better part of me and what I found on one of the threads more or less says everything!
BRRRRRRRR!!! They sound just like marriage right! love it! am still in this group! inspiration is everywhere!!
ED's note
It just occured to me that I dont even have a clue as to what the name of the group means! okay okaaay I got the married (married always look like marinade to me, dunno why but it is so) part but the courting and contented part, has eluded me completely!! whats courting?
So after the basketball match of friday, me and my girl went to Sailors, and we had a fantastic time! The whole weekend was a blast. Which = doing nothing the whole weekend eating buggers, kebabs, etc and watching cheesy movies.
I get back home on Monday morning, turn on my laptop and get the full blown bitches want your life shit!
I wanted to blog the wedding of Albert that Monaco dude, who was giving that South African chick a marriage certificate headache. (file this under things you don't give a shit about). We were getting tired of waiting to sign the prologue to the gold digger for dummies guide!! then it happened!! But then I got the full blown bitch on your case shit from some bitch who think she knows me better than I know myself and that shit really got to me. I was pissed as fuck! My week was looking fucked even before it started. But the Lord works in mysterious ways, just like that time I bought 2 cigarettes and it ended up being the good shit and not cigarettes!!!
So I'm ending my post today with this video from the queen bitch Millie Jackson, she says it better than I would, but just like I wanted to! Thank you darling! You are the soundtrack of my life!
Have I mentioned there that my ex is on my case like Osama on Bush? (I miss G. Bush, America is not fun anymore, we cant laugh at Americans) its a love hate thing, but that is a story for another day!
I leave you with one nice picture of the prince and her SERENE golddigeress Charlene! I did not make that Serene thing up, that is her tittle, the golddigeress is my twisted mind doing acrobatic stunts.
Even I would have shed tears!!! That was a long wait! She has upped the golddiger game! Elin Nordegren back the fuck up! Charlene is in the ring as the new CEO of Golddigger Inc! your ex husband (TigerWoods) is on track ! even though through Japanese! how sad!
There are always HATERZZ out there saying shit about Beyonce, get a life. Now I don't want to come off as that boy who cried "leave Britney alone" rivers. If you don't remember him click here. That kid cried real tears, I would have collected his tears and sent it to heaven right there and then, but I did not have a bucket. Make that enough buckets and how exactly do you collect tears on YouTube? But I know the good Lord would have used that liquid to water the Sahara. Beyonce is Hot and this is s a dress!
Anyway I wanted to end the day by leaving a beautiful picture of a beautiful woman we all love to hate, there just outed myself as a hater! go tell your mother! I am off to the Nyayo stadium to watch the basketball game. Nyayo gives me the CREEPS!!! the last time I was there people died, yes the sads Gor Mahia game where people got mashed, I was there, but I know Basketball fans are cool people and all good looking in the right angles, so am going to drool!! and watch the game and behave like a good citizen not like those uncouth Gor fans according to supersport and I dont know who else!! before you get over yourself, am a Gor fan a real K'Ogalo diva FAN (I have disassociated myself from that diva group permanently after our Chairlady did some xrated shit at that bendover party). Call me a hooligan and you will regret very!
Talking of good looking people, where do these bitches (insert Janet Jackson and Madonna here) get these boys??!!!!!
I want to go there!!
Now that is the real shit, this is what I have been telling you about. TALENT at its best. This show sells itself infact I don't really understand why people are making fun of it. HATERZZZ!!! There is a billboard just at my bus stop in Langata opposite Uhuru Gardens that says this is THE BIGGEST GOSPEL SHOW. (are there other smaller ones I am not aware of?) just asking.
And just because I have said where my Bus stops does not mean you have to come and hang around there waiting for me, try it and I will play for you this video in a loop!
This show has inspired me so much, on several occasions I have considered going to a convent, my friend Edna will say this is not the real reason I have considered entering holy-wood! That it is infact has something to do with not getting laid. But let me tell you something Edna, I am saving my victoria for marriage!!!
If you are wondering about victoria I will let you on it, but you have probably heard that mama on I think K24 who talks about how you should take care of your victoria and mombasa raha detoxing, apparently Mombasa raha detoxing is a life changing experience we should all have had at this age, and NO I do not know what this mombasa raha thing is but Im sure you will tell me in a bit.
God has forgiven me for talking about my victoria in the same post as his children above.
That is the new change KPLC KP went through, (Ogilvy designed that new logo) and these bitches geniuses used all the power to create this Microsoft clip art. On the day they had that large many pages of bla bla bla bla on Nation newspaper , where some people who I dint recognize were congratulating them and shit? yes that day, that's they day I think a whole lot of KP workers threw in the towel and served their bosses the I quit this bitch papers! because we have never seen any of the Power they are suppose to be providing.
Ok ok! so to say that there has been no power continuously is wrong, it has been there for 30mins in 12 hours intervals. That is really something.
I have realised that this re-branding thing is shit. I hope EABL does not re brand, that would really fuck things up in a very serious manner!
I take that back, EABL are fucking with the Tusker bottle in all kinds weird ways only possible this side of the sahara. Seriously where do they get these ideas, I know its a good thing to give the creative department some of the sweet juice, yes! but not during working hours!!!
See the look on this mama's face, just sums up my sentiments on the whole thing, and no I dunno who she is but I know she is laughing at the ugliness of that bottle, I am not on this alone, I have that look on my face every time I order a Tusker.
I'm damaris, maybe you have heard of me, maybe not. Nobody really cares! Im rambling about stuff that I give a shit about (ok not everything some are stuff that dont need giving a shit about but I find them funny). Its never that serious, really. If you think otherwise, just smile like a normal fucked up person, and move on:-)
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Cheers!
